You are NOT FUNNY.

Jul 25, 20086 min read

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Published: Jul 25, 2008

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Todays Lyrics:
Thumbing through the pages of my fantasies
Pushing all the mercy down, down, down
I wanna see you try to take a swing at me
Come on, gonna put you on the ground, ground, ground

Why are you trying to make fun of me?
You think it's funny?
What the fuck you think it's doing to me?
You take your turn lashing out at me
I want you crying with your dirty ass in front of me

All of my hate cannot be bound
I will not be drowned by
your thoughtless scheming
So you can try to tear me down
Beat me to the ground
I will see you screaming
All of my hate cannot be bound
I will not be drowned
by your thoughtless scheming
So you can try to tear me down
Beat me to the ground
I will see you screaming

Thumbing through the pages of my fantasies
I'm above you, smiling as you, drown, drown, drown
I wanna kill and rape you the way you raped me
And I'll pull the trigger
And you're down, down, down

Why are you trying to make fun of me?
You think it's funny?
What the fuck you think it's doing to me?
You take your turn lashing out at me
I want you crying with your dirty ass in front of me

All of my hate cannot be bound
I will not be drowned by
your thoughtless scheming
So you can try to tear me down
Beat me to the ground
I will see you screaming
All of my hate cannot be bound
I will not be drowned
by your thoughtless scheming
So you can try to tear me down
Beat me to the ground
I will see you screaming

All my friends are gone
They died
They all screamed
And cried

I never forget
Never forget
I can't get no where
I never forget
Never forget
I can't get...
(Gonna take you down!)

All of my hate cannot be bound
I will not be drowned by
your thoughtless scheming
So you can try to tear me down
Beat me to the ground
I will see you screaming
All of my hate cannot be bound
I will not be drowned
by your thoughtless scheming
So you can try to tear me down
Beat me to the ground
I will see you screaming

Thoughtless - KoRn

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^{Oh my God. You- and I mean you, you, and you- are not nearly funny enough to be the punchline in your own profile. For every single person who does this, you are not funny. I want you to know this. And even if by some chance you are, don't be so self-absorbed that you have to be the funniest part of your profile/away message/blog/whatever. And, yeah yeah, you folk can be all, "Well, why are you looking?" and "It's none of your business anyway!" but that's just because you do it and you know you're being conceited and annoying.

And this. What is this? Like when the person's profile/away message/blog/journal/whatever is set up like this:

Person: I say something unfunny.
Friend: I say something funny, which is clearly the punchline and the focus of this snippet of conversation.
Person: LOL!!!11

Why does this exist? Obviously this bit of conversation is funny because you felt the need to show the world. We do not need your acronyms expressing laughter to tell us that. Get over yourself, you are not that important. Jesus.

That is my spiel for the day. Just thought I'd show you all. Not that you care. Just venting.

^{~Finch

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Today's Quote:
He gets hit by a car then jumps up and is like, "MINDFREAK!"

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