My best friend

Jul 27, 200810 min read

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Published: Jul 27, 2008

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Todays Lyrics:
Thumbing through the pages of my fantasies
Pushing all the mercy down, down, down
I wanna see you try to take a swing at me
Come on, gonna put you on the ground, ground, ground

Why are you trying to make fun of me?
You think it's funny?
What the fuck you think it's doing to me?
You take your turn lashing out at me
I want you crying with your dirty ass in front of me

All of my hate cannot be bound
I will not be drowned by
your thoughtless scheming
So you can try to tear me down
Beat me to the ground
I will see you screaming
All of my hate cannot be bound
I will not be drowned
by your thoughtless scheming
So you can try to tear me down
Beat me to the ground
I will see you screaming

Thumbing through the pages of my fantasies
I'm above you, smiling as you, drown, drown, drown
I wanna kill and rape you the way you raped me
And I'll pull the trigger
And you're down, down, down

Why are you trying to make fun of me?
You think it's funny?
What the fuck you think it's doing to me?
You take your turn lashing out at me
I want you crying with your dirty ass in front of me

All of my hate cannot be bound
I will not be drowned by
your thoughtless scheming
So you can try to tear me down
Beat me to the ground
I will see you screaming
All of my hate cannot be bound
I will not be drowned
by your thoughtless scheming
So you can try to tear me down
Beat me to the ground
I will see you screaming

All my friends are gone
They died
They all screamed
And cried

I never forget
Never forget
I can't get no where
I never forget
Never forget
I can't get...
(Gonna take you down!)

All of my hate cannot be bound
I will not be drowned by
your thoughtless scheming
So you can try to tear me down
Beat me to the ground
I will see you screaming
All of my hate cannot be bound
I will not be drowned
by your thoughtless scheming
So you can try to tear me down
Beat me to the ground
I will see you screaming

Thoughtless - KoRn

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^{[22:07] chikchiky200: In the event that i accidentally hire someone to steal all your close, make you completely naked, and uncouncious, and have you wake up in front of a news camera station thingy... what would you do?

[22:08] Suga Jack Me Off: And where would you be during all this?

[22:08] chikchiky200: At home Tvoin the whole thing xDDD

[22:08] Suga Jack Me Off: I'd nudie dance in front of the camera then I'd get to your house and beat you down to the white meat, Brown Bear

[22:08] chikchiky200: Lol

[22:09] chikchiky200: Sounds fair

[22:09] chikchiky200: Oh but what if Gerard way was there with you, and Frank too?

[22:09] Suga Jack Me Off: ...Are we having sex?

[22:09] Suga Jack Me Off: And do I look good?

[22:09] chikchiky200: No, but they're naked too. And they don' tknow what they're doing with you. And yes, you do look good.

[22:09] chikchiky200: So you could tell them you were giong to be having se

[22:09] chikchiky200: sex* and they'd probably agree

[22:10] Suga Jack Me Off: And this is in front of a bunch of people and TV and whatnot?

[22:10] chikchiky200: Mmmhm, On Channel 2 news

[22:10] Suga Jack Me Off: Three Steps, my friend

[22:10] Suga Jack Me Off: 1. Bang 'em

[22:10] chikchiky200: Lol!

[22:10] Suga Jack Me Off: 2. Leave 'em

[22:10] chikchiky200: Aw.

[22:10] Suga Jack Me Off: 3. Beat your brown ass

[22:10] chikchiky200: BUT THEN YOU'D THANK ME RIGHT?

[22:10] Suga Jack Me Off: Or step 4

[22:10] Suga Jack Me Off: Thank your Brown ass

[22:10] Suga Jack Me Off: (Beating included)

[22:10] chikchiky200: YES!

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[22:26] chikchiky200: RWWWWAAAA WWWRRRRRAAAAA WRARARARARAAAA Translated in english : -Porn star voice- Wanna go for a ride big boy?

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[22:17] Suga Jack Me Off: It's at this point I pull out my knife and shank him

[22:17] chikchiky200: Its at this point i get muh father to cap a bitch

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[22:31] chikchiky200: Dude

[22:31] chikchiky200: where are the fucking parents?

[22:31] chikchiky200: They've been gone for like

[22:31] chikchiky200: three days

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[22:33] Suga Jack Me Off: Ill toot on you?

[22:33] Suga Jack Me Off: At my house?

[22:33] chikchiky200: AT MUH HOUSE IN MUH BATHROOM

[22:33] chikchiky200: SO YOU CAN SMELL IT

[22:33] chikchiky200: AND HOLD IT IN YOUR LUNGS

[22:33] chikchiky200: Stay weird nat,

[22:33] chikchiky200: stay weird

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[22:36] Suga Jack Me Off: Why does their dad look like a lumberjack?

[22:36] chikchiky200: Lol

[22:36] chikchiky200: THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE LONG EXPADITON THEY WENT ON

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[22:37] Suga Jack Me Off: NOW LISTEN TO THE SONG

[22:37] chikchiky200: ...?

[22:37] Suga Jack Me Off: LISTEN TO IT

[22:37] chikchiky200: WHAT SONG

[22:37] Suga Jack Me Off: YOU LOVE IT

[22:37] chikchiky200: WHAT

[22:37] chikchiky200: THE

[22:37] Suga Jack Me Off: YOU LOVE ITTTT

[22:37] chikchiky200: FUCK

[22:38] chikchiky200: Misunderstood

[22:38] Suga Jack Me Off: LOL

[22:38] Suga Jack Me Off: THE ZOOM

[22:38] chikchiky200: I wish i could fit in with the rest!

[22:38] chikchiky200: WAT

[22:38] chikchiky200: I DONT THINK ABOU IT

[22:38] chikchiky200: FORTY TIMES

[22:38] Suga Jack Me Off: Forty three thousand

[22:38] Suga Jack Me Off: SHOOOES ON MY FEET

[22:38] chikchiky200: uGH

[22:38] Suga Jack Me Off: TWINKLING LIKE A COMA

[22:38] chikchiky200: LOL

[22:39] Suga Jack Me Off: KNEES ON MY FARRT

[22:39] chikchiky200: LMFAO

[22:39] Suga Jack Me Off: OHHHWOAH

[22:39] chikchiky200: LOLOLOLOL

[22:39] Suga Jack Me Off: GOT MY OWN BEANS

[22:39] Suga Jack Me Off: GOT MY OWN PLANTS

[22:39] Suga Jack Me Off: GONNA GET KNOMES ALL THE TIME

[22:39] chikchiky200: SEAN AND ME FARTING ON EACHOTHER

[22:39] chikchiky200: I DONT FART ABOUT IT

[22:39] chikchiky200: I DONT FART ABOUT IT

[22:39] Suga Jack Me Off: I DONT CRY ANY BEERS

[22:39] Suga Jack Me Off: I LIKE EATING DEER

[22:39] chikchiky200: I WONT FART ANY BEANS

[22:39] chikchiky200: YES

[22:39] chikchiky200: SHE DOES

[22:39] chikchiky200: AND SHE FARTS ABOUT IT

[22:39] chikchiky200: GOT MY OWN FART

[22:39] Suga Jack Me Off: GOT MY OWN PLANTS

[22:39] chikchiky200: I DONT CARE WHAT PEOPEL SAY

[22:39] Suga Jack Me Off: ON MY GAS

[22:40] chikchiky200: I FART SMELLY FARTS

[22:40] Suga Jack Me Off: I DONT LIKE THE POPE

[22:40] Suga Jack Me Off: I DONT LIKE SOME CHEESE

[22:40] chikchiky200: I FART SMELLY FARTS

[22:40] chikchiky200: LOL

[22:40] chikchiky200: LOL

[22:40] Suga Jack Me Off: I LOVE THE GOVORNATOR

[22:40] chikchiky200: LOLOLOLOL

[22:40] chikchiky200: I DONT THINK ABOUT IT

[22:40] Suga Jack Me Off: I DONT CHINK A CHONG

[22:40] chikchiky200: BEING MYSELF AINT NO DOUBT ABOUT IT

[22:40] chikchiky200: LOL

[22:40] chikchiky200: NIGGAH

[22:40] chikchiky200: OOOOH

[22:40] chikchiky200: NIGGGAAAAAA

[22:40] Suga Jack Me Off: OOHHH YEAHHH

[22:40] chikchiky200: YEAH

[22:40] chikchiky200: I THINK THERE WAS A BU GIN THE ROOM

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[21:59] Suga Jack Me Off: GLORY HOLE: MONSTER STYLE

[21:59] chikchiky200: I SAY WHO LET THE MONSTER OUT

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[22:01] Suga Jack Me Off: You're brother's gonna be a bagel!

[22:01] chikchiky200: IT'L BE TOO LATE

[22:02] Suga Jack Me Off: BUMMM

[22:02] chikchiky200: EVERY MALL IN AMERICA WILL EAT HIS BAGELY NICE NESS

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[If you can figure out what movie Alex and I were laughing hysterically at, you win. Forever. There are so many funny quotes from this I can't even stand it.]

^{~Finch

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Today's Quote:
He gets hit by a car then jumps up and is like, "MINDFREAK!"

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